5y207x

Yo Mama

2011-08-28T11:21:00.000-07:00

Dissing, Cracking, Ripping, Blazing, Dogging, Snapping, Bagging Busting on Yo Mama Jokes by the Dozens

is a new joke book on sale at amazon for the kindle and it is funny.

if you are looking for some good old fashion disses and new yo mama jokes this the book for you.

and yo mama

Table Tennis gets sexy

2008-08-26T14:09:00.000-07:00

to increase views to its sport the of the International Table Tennis Federation is now going to have it's women players dress sexier.

Claude Bergeret head of the ITTF say

We are tired of not getting the respect of sports like normal Tennis.

Heck even beach Vollyball got more air time during the Olympics then we could ever dream off. Vollyball can you believe it.

so to compete we are going to give the people what they really want and looking at other sports it clear it's sex appeal.

so we are aksing are ladies to show of them curves and get the guys hot and horney.

no more wearing big shirts and men's shorts to make Table Tennis sexy and increase are viewership amoung horny men and teens the ITTF new dress code for Women players will now be thongs, pastess and clear shoes

Ameican Bold Eagle Meal to go

2007-06-20T11:18:00.000-07:00

With the news that the American Bold Eagle is going to be moved off the endangered species list a number of restaurants are introducing a few new dishes.

Both KFC and Popeye’s are going to release a 12 piece fried eagle meal. KFC is coming out with original and extra crispy while Popeye’s will have original and extra spicy.

Quiznos is now releasing a BBQ Bold Eagle sub

Fudruckers will now have a bold eagle-burger

Papa johns will add bold eagle as a pizza topping

And McDonalds will take everything left over and release Bold Eagle nuggets.

Yung Joc arrested for sexual assault

2006-10-04T12:16:00.000-07:00

Rapper Yung Joc has been arrested last night after he sexually attacked a young woman at a local dance club.

Reports by eye witness say Yung Joc went into the club and only targeted women.

“He was just pointing at me and my girls asking us which one of us wants to go” said Shamika Jackson. “He looked like a real freak and we thought he might try to take all four of us down so we left the club.”

It was after horrid ritual of know as inny meeny minny mo, Yung Joc picked his victim. He pinned down the woman. Where as the victims police reports state “he started chewing on my pu$$y like it was bubble yum”

The victim was left in a state of shock, terror and pain.

“I couldn’t believe this was happening. How could someone do something like this and worst why didn’t anyone stop him? I know they saw it. He had me pinned down in the middle of the club. I know they heard my screams. Dear God he was chewing on my pu$$y like it was a piece of bubble yum!”

“One of the oddest things about this case…” said Officer Mahoney “…is that just after he was done with torturing the young woman he was reported to be like bim bam I know you want some.”

Looking deeper in this case it seems that years ago rapper Yung Joc was a victim of similar attack by a stripper and hip-hop madam Ms. B.

One of Yung Joc’s boys reported “man we was the club and there was this chick that knew how to work the poll. She climbed to the top and came down real slow.”

He added “When he say her I knew wanted some because he was all like bim bam, y’know. She could tell too, which is why I think see came down are started…started chewing on his dick like a piece of bubble yum. She did robbed him and told him it was rat race.”

Psychologists believe that of this traffic event years ago this may be the only way the rapper can reach sexual gratification. “Plus ya know his dick is useless since it all bloody and chewed up.” Says Dr. Knockboots.

Is Yung Joc just a sexual predator cannibalizing women in clubs or his he victim continuing the circle of violence?

Buddy Christ not winning converts in Iraq

2006-10-03T09:57:00.000-07:00

In Baghdad people are storming the streets in anger after a curfew (placed because of bombing attacks) was lifted Sunday. But the people are not mad because they were made to go to bed early (well Qadir Izz al Din but that was because he didn’t eat all his peas).

No the people of Iraq were upset over photos lift by American soldiers after a raid. This photo of the character Buddy Christ form the film Dogma:

We at 5y207x thought it was easy to figure out why people in a mostly Muslim country. So we couldn’t understand who in the army thought this would be a good ideal. I mean aren’t we trying to win their hearts and minds, clear if we where we would have dropped pictures of Buddy Mohammed.

When asked officials in the US and Iraq all allegations where denied.

We then asked a solider what he thought and he thought it was funny.

“Heh that’s funny” said Thomas Rubens age 19. “Who doesn’t like Kevin Smith movies? How many cocks did you suck! Ha love that guy’s work”

5y207x talked to a few Iraqi citizens to get their reaction.

Abdul-Razzaq Qays stated “How could these infidels do something like this? It is clear they don’t care about the feeling nor beliefs of the Iraqi people.”

“Yeah, yeah” Fahd Moosa “I mean really how dare you American letter our clean land with your fealty media…I mean fucking Kevin Smith? Really, his work is shit!”

“He is a horrid director. Just look at his movies, it nothing but people talking. I don’t need to watch 2 hours of nerds talking about Star Wars and sex.” Said Abdul. “Besides who cares about Star Wars, nowadays? That franchise totally went down the drain when Lucas got re-editing happy with the films and put out those crappy prequels. Plus he made Darth Vader into a whinny little punk. Come on it’s Dark Vader, how can you F*ck up one of the greatest villains in cinema history?”

“Forget about Star Wars if Kevin Smith wanted to tap into a sci-fi franchise that really contacted with the world then he would have his character go on and on about Star Trek. Spock would totally pwn Han Solo any day of the week.” Chimed in Fahd

“What?” replied Abdul “You veil pig”

this conversion soon turned into a shot out with a car bombing so we decided to leave. But we want to leave the American Military some advice. If you are occupion a country it might be a good ideal not leave pictures of a religious figure tied to religion that isn’t that popular with the people of the country or connect to a movie with content that would be considered to vaguer by over half the country. Next time you want to leave something that win the hearts and minds of the people leave a picture of something that makes everyone happy like kittens & puppies or a Vida Guerra’s ass. That butt can put a smile on anyone’s face.

uwe boll prize fighter

2006-09-27T17:48:00.000-07:00

So what happens when a crap director decides to challege all the people online that make fun of him to a fight

if only he could make a move as good as he can a left hook.

You may think this video is funny but bewarned this can only mean that Uwe Boll has gotten the rights to make a movie based on punch-out.

Ultimate Eye for the Vertigo Guy

2006-08-07T13:28:00.000-07:00

Alright here is something for comic book and Queer eye fans
I found on the old youtube

Can't wait for the sandman make over though I guess it would up grade him from goth to emo and that's not really much of an upgrade.

Ernest and Bertram

2006-08-04T16:53:00.000-07:00

It's a sad love story...stop laughing.

THE GOOD THINGS that came out of BET UNCUT...or please pass me a kleenex

2006-07-12T16:10:00.000-07:00

Although the show had it’s down faults (ok it is a down fault) most people over look all the good this show did or could have done. What you can think of any don’t worry I’ll go through them for you.

The time slot this show was in was perfect for guys just getting back from the club and weren’t able to pick anyone up and couldn’t afford free pr0n on the internet. It was also great for college students trying to procrastinate writing papers with.

And for the few kids/teens that actually stayed up to watch this…er…we it’s better then them watching those skinemax flicks.

For many rappers this was one of the ways they had of getting national air time. Now many would think wait a minute BET shows nothing but music videos couldn’t these guys made something more decent and got it played during the day when more people would watch them. But the truth is BET has a policy of not breaking in new artist (such as the Beatnuts and Big Brother), unless they are with a major label and/or part of some rapper’s clique. So in hopes to make it big rappers are force to surround them selves with half naked women shaking there butts in the poor artist’s face. Can you feel there pain?

The sad thing is that most of these rappers weren’t that good so no one really bought any of there songs. But with out who would have heard Afro man’s because I got high or chingy or um…er…uh…eh never mind.

Ok…something go this show did was that become a stepping stone for strippers to at the very less became big name strippers or internet models. You may say…er strippers aren’t a good thing…it degrading to women. But at least they can now get paid better or move on to something. Even if the something else is modeling in skimpy clothing online but hey that better then getting groped by some drunk guy in a club.

And the final thing that was good was the technology created because of the show. What you say this show helped move tech? Yep due to BET UNCUT the use of cyborg modification was pushed forward due to Nelly’s tip drill video. The ablity to turn one’s butt-cheeks in to credit card scanner will be a great advancement for the business world. Already income for strippers have raised 10 fold, by not being limited by the amount of ones a customer brought with him and card companies really love the surcharge.

We mourn the passing…of BET UNCUT?

2006-07-11T13:04:00.000-07:00

Last week lonely horny men, strippers and talentless rappers were hit with said news in the wee hours of Friday night/ Saturday morning when it was revealed that BET has decided to end their show Bet Uncut.

For those who don’t know BET UNCUT was a late-late night program ran on the Black Entertainment Television network where they took many of the things that people complain about (in terms of the network) and crammed them into one hour.

All I have to say is for a show of such low quality (both in production and moral) it is a beauty, at least it is when the TV is on mute. It was nothing but booties shaking, with a little shimmy action and a rare gun or two of good measure.

Now when the show aired it got lots of complaints from people because of it’s content. Truth be told I have to agree with the root of it, this show is sexiest and degrading to women. It only showed women as flesh…bouncing, jiggling flesh. I know all this but I’m sorry to say that I still couldn’t turn away. You have to understand butt shaking is very hypnotic.

Many people worry about the effects shows like this will have on kids. They may have a point, this not the type of thing I think kids should watch. But come on lets be real BET UNCUT comes on at 3 o’clock in the morning seriously what kid is awake at 3 am. In fact is anyone up that late? In a perfect world BET would have moved all it’s booty gyrating videos during this time period to make sure that impressionable children don’t watch. Because of the time the show was on the dangerous effects this type of show may have had on little girls’ self-esteem and little boys’ treatment of women was passed.

Next: the good things about BET UNCUT?

a crappy sample of art

2006-07-10T16:03:00.000-07:00

ok once again here is a picture of a character of an up coming comic strip that will be seen here if I ever get past my procrastination.

yes I know it really crappy...

man am I a talentless hack...maybe I should sphare you all and not do a comic strip. What do you think?

I am Not a Drug Dealer T-shirts

2006-07-07T14:49:00.000-07:00

Being a Black man can be hard sometimes. Dealing with stereotypes people have of you just because of the color of your skin can be annoying. Which is why 5y207x has this shirt in both

WHITE

and

BLACK

to let the public know you don't fit into at least on of the stereotypes society wants to pigeon hold you in.

Know you don't have to worry about white teens stopping you in the street or rap concert trying to by weed of you and wearing this shirt reduced police beatings by 15%!

NASA using new rocket fuel

2006-07-03T12:42:00.000-07:00

Due to the raising fuel cost even NASA has to look for a way to save money. On it’s next flight into other space NASA has decided not to use tradition gasoline to fuel it rockets but instead use an alternative fuel source.

NASA has designed rockets that will send a shuttle into space by the power of Mentos and Diet Coke.

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side note her is a penical drawing for a character for an up coming web comic that you will soon find on 5y207x

Bush orders strike on the Supreme Court

2006-06-29T16:13:00.000-07:00

After hearing news of the Supreme Court voted 5 to 3 that Bush's actions in Guantanamo was illegal.

Bush is was stated that "It is clear that the Supreme Court has been taken over by in-surge-gents and is sending in the US army to liberate the people of the Supreme Court"

When asked if he is seriesly considering the Supreme Court to be a terrorist orginaztion he said

"Your either for America or against. Your either for stopping the terrorist or for helping them. Heh, it's clear that the Supreme Court is enemy combatants, that hate are freedoms and the American way of life and will face the full might of the american military"

yadaa yadaa yadaa 9/11 yadaa yadaa blah blah.

"The terrorist will not win and prevent the american way of life...the American people right to turn a blind eye to all the laws break by us and the right to remember 9/11"

The Rich Jerk Revealed

2006-06-29T09:01:00.000-07:00

In case you where living under a rock for the past few years the Rich Jerk is the latest guy to have get rich of the internet product (ie he gets rich when millions buy his ebook.)

His A**hole sales technique has many people wondering who is this Rich Jerk. Either because they want to know if this guy really has the right to give them advice on making money or bet the crap out him for being such a jerk.

There have been rumors that the Rich Jerk is really some porn-star or some guy that got rich during the internet boom but the truth is the Rich Jerk is really…computer game mogul Leisure Suit Larry.
See heres the proof

The Rich Jerk

Leisure Suit Larry

It clear that to get with the times Larry dropped the gold medallion for some cool looking shades. But he can't hide who he really is.

For those who don’t know Leisure Suit Larry raised to fame during the 90’s where he was a pioneer of making games aimed at adults. An important step that took the gaming industry from being nothing more then a child play thing into a billion dollar medium.

Larry may be over shadow by other video game pioneer like Mario or Ms. Pac-man, but giving the fact that he made millions of his games and clothing line he has more then enough knowledge to teach us a thing or two about making money. If he was selling a book on dating that would be another thing.

Of course if the revealing of the Rich Jerk makes you want to hunt Larry down for not only being a Jerk but also for the fact that he gave you an STD you can go right a head.

Bush's thoughts on impeachment

2006-06-28T10:09:00.000-07:00

All right I was at an impeach Bush rally the other day and you wont believe who I saw their.

Go a head guess.

Give up?

All right I’ll tell you. I ran into the president himself…George W Bush.

I didn’t believe at first and had to do a double take. I thought it had to be just some guy that looked like the prez. But the more I looked the more it became clear that it was in fact Georgie. Since the president was right in front of me I had to take this once in a life time opportunity and talk to him. So I went over and talked to him and asked if he wouldn’t mind being interviewed here is what was transcribed:

5y207x: Hello are you…

Bush: The guy from guy from WITHOUT A TRACE no but I get that all the
time.

5y207x: No, no I was going to ask if you were president George W Bush.

Bush: Oh…yes I’m in fact George W Bush. You can check my underwear it
says Commander and Chief.

5y207x: wow…you really are him…ahh…so what are you doing here?

Bush: Well I was out riding in my heavy armored limo and I saw all these
people with signs that said things like IMPEACH BUSH…

5y207x: mmm hmmm

Bush: And I said to myself “Hey I like peaches” and it was clear that the
American people stand by my love of peaches and wish to support
their leader in his love of peaches.

5y207x: um…I don’t think…

Bush: me neither

5y207x: Wha…no I mean I don’t think that is the reason people are carrying
those signs.

Bush: Heh, don’t be such a fool, Fivey. Everyone knows that when the
American people elect a president that they give him curtain powers
and benefits.

5y207x: such as?

Bush: They give you the benefit of the doubt. I mean as president you can
tell the American people almost anything and they will believe you.
For example say Saddam was involved in 911 and still had weapons of
Mass distraction and everyone will believe you.

5y207x: See this is the real reason I think people want to impeach you.

Bush: You got it slim, they want to impeach me because they know it is one
of the benefits of being president.

5y207x: How is that a benefit.

Bush: I would say getting free peaches is a benefit of the job.

5y207x: Free peaches?

Bush: Yes one of the bonuses you get for being President of the US is you
get free peaches. Everyone knows that.

5y207x: Really? This is the first time I heard anything about that.

Bush: What have you been living under a rock they even had a huge
Campaign a little under a decade ago.

5y207x: I don’t remember seeing anything about that

Bush: Really they had a catchy jingle that was played all the time on the
radio and MTV.

5y207x: For real? How did it go?

Bush: it when something like this “Millions of peaches, peaches for free” and
they repeated that line over and over again.

5y207x: errr…um that was a song

Bush: Of course it was. A jingle is nothing but a song trying to get it’s
propagate you to buy stuff. They played it all the time because
sometimes you have to repeat yourself to get the propagation throw.

5y207x: Ok…but what does that song…jingle…or whatever have to do with
president getting free peaches?

Bush: When they played the song on MTV they would but text that said “the
Presidents of the United States” it was clear this was a commercial of
what you get when you become the president.

The President then took a sniff of some kind of white powder.

Bush: wow that was good. What was I saying? Oh yea, that jingle was the
whole reason why I decide to become president. Not only do you get
free peaches but you get millions of them. And in case you don’t
know a million is a lot.

5y207x: wow, ok. I got to be going thinks.

Bush: Sure no thing, Fivey. Hey, I’ve been here for awhile do you know
when I get those free peaches?

5y207x: ummm…I have no ideal. Sorry.

Bush: No problem, Fivey. I guess I’ll as that guy with the burning effigy of
me.

5y207x: ok. Good by Mr. President.

Bush: Bye-bye Fivey!

COMING SOON

2006-06-26T15:29:00.000-07:00

5y207x will be activated shortly.

Would you like a cool refreshing beverage while you wait?

we are now open

link page e

2006-06-26T15:25:00.000-07:00

Ok I have to be real I am no Gangsta. truth be told I would rather life my life in a state of ecstacy instead of thugging.

a real place for bliss can be found in these links

oh and the colors or soooo bright, and the back of my hand have you really looked at it...it so fascinating

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link page g

2006-06-26T15:10:00.000-07:00

I hope you like my rap on the last post.

See I'm a real Ol' G

you can keep your G-G-G-G unit

no one is more Guily and Gangsta then me and these links

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link page a

2006-06-26T15:00:00.000-07:00

Ayyy Ayyy
I like my T & A
that's right I like my T
and I like that A

The bigger the better.

But if you really want to get me sprung you gotta know how to twork that A

Ayyy Ayyy

keeping on linking with the

Ayyy AYYY

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link page p

2006-06-26T14:54:00.000-07:00

oh man do I have to peeeeeeeeeee!

I just took a dare to drunk 10 2-liter bottles of Mountion Dew and half a keg in on setting.

And man do I have to take a piss.

you check these links while I relieve myself

my file hut

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Link page k is great for breakfast

2006-06-26T12:42:00.000-07:00

I start every day with a nice big bowl of Special K.
It takes away all my pain and allows me to go outer body and explore higher plains...Like these links and those cool colors.

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link page n (but not the N-word, we at 5y207x hate racism)

2006-06-26T12:39:00.000-07:00

Racism sucks but these links are cool.

ok some of them are at least

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link page i

2006-06-26T12:37:00.000-07:00

post-o-links

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link page

2006-06-26T12:32:00.000-07:00

this is a post of links

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