All right I was at an impeach Bush rally the other day and you wont believe who I saw their.
Go a head guess.
Give up?
All right I’ll tell you. I ran into the president himself…George W Bush.
I didn’t believe at first and had to do a double take. I thought it had to be just some guy that looked like the prez. But the more I looked the more it became clear that it was in fact Georgie. Since the president was right in front of me I had to take this once in a life time opportunity and talk to him. So I went over and talked to him and asked if he wouldn’t mind being interviewed here is what was transcribed:
5y207x: Hello are you…
Bush: The guy from guy from WITHOUT A TRACE no but I get that all the
time.
5y207x: No, no I was going to ask if you were president George W Bush.
Bush: Oh…yes I’m in fact George W Bush. You can check my underwear it
says Commander and Chief.
5y207x: wow…you really are him…ahh…so what are you doing here?
Bush: Well I was out riding in my heavy armored limo and I saw all these
people with signs that said things like IMPEACH BUSH…
5y207x: mmm hmmm
Bush: And I said to myself “Hey I like peaches” and it was clear that the
American people stand by my love of peaches and wish to support
their leader in his love of peaches.
5y207x: um…I don’t think…
Bush: me neither
5y207x: Wha…no I mean I don’t think that is the reason people are carrying
those signs.
Bush: Heh, don’t be such a fool, Fivey. Everyone knows that when the
American people elect a president that they give him curtain powers
and benefits.
5y207x: such as?
Bush: They give you the benefit of the doubt. I mean as president you can
tell the American people almost anything and they will believe you.
For example say Saddam was involved in 911 and still had weapons of
Mass distraction and everyone will believe you.
5y207x: See this is the real reason I think people want to impeach you.
Bush: You got it slim, they want to impeach me because they know it is one
of the benefits of being president.
5y207x: How is that a benefit.
Bush: I would say getting free peaches is a benefit of the job.
5y207x: Free peaches?
Bush: Yes one of the bonuses you get for being President of the US is you
get free peaches. Everyone knows that.
5y207x: Really? This is the first time I heard anything about that.
Bush: What have you been living under a rock they even had a huge
Campaign a little under a decade ago.
5y207x: I don’t remember seeing anything about that
Bush: Really they had a catchy jingle that was played all the time on the
radio and MTV.
5y207x: For real? How did it go?
Bush: it when something like this “Millions of peaches, peaches for free” and
they repeated that line over and over again.
5y207x: errr…um that was a song
Bush: Of course it was. A jingle is nothing but a song trying to get it’s
propagate you to buy stuff. They played it all the time because
sometimes you have to repeat yourself to get the propagation throw.
5y207x: Ok…but what does that song…jingle…or whatever have to do with
president getting free peaches?
Bush: When they played the song on MTV they would but text that said “the
Presidents of the United States” it was clear this was a commercial of
what you get when you become the president.
The President then took a sniff of some kind of white powder.
Bush: wow that was good. What was I saying? Oh yea, that jingle was the
whole reason why I decide to become president. Not only do you get
free peaches but you get millions of them. And in case you don’t
know a million is a lot.
5y207x: wow, ok. I got to be going thinks.
Bush: Sure no thing, Fivey. Hey, I’ve been here for awhile do you know
when I get those free peaches?
5y207x: ummm…I have no ideal. Sorry.
Bush: No problem, Fivey. I guess I’ll as that guy with the burning effigy of
me.
5y207x: ok. Good by Mr. President.
Bush: Bye-bye Fivey!
